i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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