i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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