just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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