The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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