Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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