Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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