redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she peed on how many people?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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