it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Congratulations! We have a period
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