She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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