I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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