just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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