FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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