If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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