Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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