Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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