Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
