Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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