you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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