I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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