They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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