i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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