oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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