Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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