nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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