Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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