It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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