either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize