Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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