We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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