well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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