in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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