I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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