Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so explain again why im purple
no
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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