if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
