Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?