She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF