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  Pussy?

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  how

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  Wat do u mean how?

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• (707): View more from California

  My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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• (818): View more from California

  I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die

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  that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now

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• (925): View more from California

  I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK

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• (845): View more from New York

  So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.

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• (607): View more from New York

  This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't know what to do about my nipple.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city

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