Wat do u mean how?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city