The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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