school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
