I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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