There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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