Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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