i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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