**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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