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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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