party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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