Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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