Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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