Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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