thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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