margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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