I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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