no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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