I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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