Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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