I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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